Seconds stay top of Junior One

Bangor go full Tarkin and in their moment of triumph fail to take seriously intelligence relating to the danger of North Down’s attack, overestimate their chances while underestimating ours and explode in a shower of sparks that will in no doubt be replaced in a special edition with something more spectacular…like a David Shepherd fist pump.

Hockeyologosts have in interpreted this as a 1-0 down dead on their feet with 5 to go 2s throwing caution and Chris Murray to the winds to come back to win 2-1 with a stroke of tactical genius that has in all likelihood crushed egos, caused grown men to cry and ruined a few significant others Saturday nights in the greater Bangor urban conurbation.