{"id":7990,"date":"2017-12-03T21:33:24","date_gmt":"2017-12-03T21:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northdownhc.co.uk\/?p=7990"},"modified":"2017-12-03T21:33:24","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T21:33:24","slug":"two-for-clarke-in-irish-junior-cup-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/2017\/12\/03\/two-for-clarke-in-irish-junior-cup-win\/","title":{"rendered":"Two for Clarke in Irish Junior Cup win"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cHo ho ho Magee, what actually happened during the damn game?!\u201d. Everyone’s a critic these days.<\/span><\/p>\n

If you want to know that we had an in-advanced-state-of-over-refreshment Darren Rogers\u00a0<\/span>between the sticks and a return of our classic back four line up of\u00a0<\/span>Robbie Sinclair, Chris Murray<\/span>and\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Keith Conway<\/span><\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>all controlled by the Master to their Blaster, Irwin – get lost, go read a book.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

If you wanted to know that our midfield contained a repurposed non-training centre back fro<\/span>m the ones called <\/span><\/span>Phil \u201cThe Iron Lung\u201d<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Templeton<\/span><\/a> (also know as El Burro by fellow midfield statues, the Statler and Waldorf combo of Adgey and Gippy) you aren\u2019t going to hear about it here – you should have made the effort to get down there (\u201cWhere?! You haven\u2019t told us yet!!).<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And seeing as you don\u2019t know any of that you\u2019ve no chance of divining that the forward line had last week’s ridiculous man of the match and unemployed Saturday worker\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Nathan Grimshaw<\/span><\/a>, 1s <\/span>kidnappee\u00a0<\/span>Jack Bond<\/span><\/a>,<\/span> John \u201che scores when he gets the urge\u201d\u00a0<\/span>Clarke<\/span><\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>and one returning Kineso-taped Mummy.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You’re not going to read about any of that here!<\/span><\/p>\n

Go and read Clontarf\u2019s report if you want to know how the 2s crushed their foes, saw them driven before them and then had to hang around to listen to the lamentations of their other\u2019alfs as they ran out 3-1 victors enroute to the quarter finals of the Irish Junior Cup and an almost certain Christmas Special on Jimmy P\u2019s results round-up.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve no time for all that, I need to tie this into Star Wars….or maybe Conan for a change.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cHo ho ho Magee, what actually happened during the damn game?!\u201d. Everyone’s a critic these days. If you want to know that we had an in-advanced-state-of-over-refreshment Darren Rogers\u00a0between the sticks and a return of our classic back four line up of\u00a0Robbie Sinclair, Chris Murrayand\u00a0Keith Conway\u00a0all controlled by the Master to their Blaster, Irwin – get…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7991,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-match-reports","category-mens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7990\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}