{"id":4745,"date":"2015-11-21T11:32:44","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T11:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northdownhc.co.uk\/?p=4745"},"modified":"2015-11-21T11:32:44","modified_gmt":"2015-11-21T11:32:44","slug":"non-match-report-from-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/2015\/11\/21\/non-match-report-from-seconds\/","title":{"rendered":"Non match report from seconds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"line-height: 11.6pt; background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 4.5pt 0cm;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #141823;\">Friday night white-out at Banbridge for the 2s courtesy of the hockey\u2019s prince of darkness Mark \u201cMarky Fo\u201d Forrest. If you want a game postponed get the Lesser Spotted Forrest (distinct from the Practically Never Spotted<span class=\"apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><a style=\"cursor: pointer;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/stephen.forrest.338\" data-hovercard=\"\/ajax\/hovercard\/user.php?id=1846906380&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A15001456012%7D\"><span style=\"color: #3b5998; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;\">Stephen Forrest<\/span><\/a>) on the team sheet and job done.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 11.6pt; background: white; orphans: auto; text-align: start; widows: 1; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 4.5pt 0cm 4.5pt 0cm;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #141823;\">Thirty chilly minutes was enough time to see eccentric X-Boxer and first time clean-sheeter (for the 2s anyway)<span class=\"apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><a style=\"cursor: pointer;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ben.bond.940\" data-hovercard=\"\/ajax\/hovercard\/user.php?id=100002674734910&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A15001456012%7D\"><span style=\"color: #3b5998; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;\">Benjamin Bond<\/span><\/a><span class=\"apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>make a claim for and then be cruelly robbed of a potential MVP by our in-house Lord<span class=\"apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"textexposedshow\">of Postponement.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 11.6pt; background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 4.5pt 0cm;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #141823;\">He doesn\u2019t know who they are (they\u2019re forwards Ben). He doesn\u2019t know what they want (goals Ben). He doesn\u2019t have any money (all spent of Xbox Live no-doubt). But what he does have is a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very short career (he\u2019s 16?). Skills that make him a nightmare for people like forwards (see above). If you leave his circle now, that will be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you (the kit makes it awkward). But if you don\u2019t he will look for you, he will find you, and he will boot you out of his circle. Three times if required.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 11.6pt; background: white; margin: 4.5pt 0cm 4.5pt 0cm;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #141823;\">Mr. Forrest is available next week boys so feel free to plan some Crimbo shopping and we\u2019ll meet refreshed the week after when he\u2019s back on the beat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 11.6pt; background: white; margin: 4.5pt 0cm 4.5pt 0cm;\">&#8216;Report&#8217; by Stevie Magee<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 11.6pt; background: white; margin: 4.5pt 0cm 4.5pt 0cm;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/northdownhc.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/2nds-V-Bann-3rds-Nov-15.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4746\" src=\"http:\/\/northdownhc.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/2nds-V-Bann-3rds-Nov-15-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"2nds V Bann 3rds Nov 15\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/2nds-V-Bann-3rds-Nov-15-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/2nds-V-Bann-3rds-Nov-15.jpg 789w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night white-out at Banbridge for the 2s courtesy of the hockey\u2019s prince of darkness Mark \u201cMarky Fo\u201d Forrest. If you want a game postponed get the Lesser Spotted Forrest (distinct from the Practically Never Spotted\u00a0Stephen Forrest) on the team sheet and job done. Thirty chilly minutes was enough time to see eccentric X-Boxer and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4746,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-match-reports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4745\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}