{"id":4155,"date":"2015-04-26T11:44:26","date_gmt":"2015-04-26T11:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northdownhc.co.uk\/?p=4155"},"modified":"2015-04-26T11:48:40","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T11:48:40","slug":"seconds-fall-to-garvey-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/2015\/04\/26\/seconds-fall-to-garvey-seconds\/","title":{"rendered":"Seconds fall to Garvey seconds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>North Down 2nds 0 \u2013 9 Lisnagarvey 2nds<\/p>\n<p>The game? Freshly relegated North Down 2nds vs Lisnagarvey 2nds &#8211; game 2 PME (Post Mockey Era). The weather? Changeable. The performance? Pants.<\/p>\n<p>Out go Donnan, Bailie, Wilson, Dalzell and Glover. In come\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/chris.speers.39\" data-hovercard=\"\/ajax\/hovercard\/user.php?id=502592340&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A15001456012%7D\">Chris Speers<\/a>(just in the nick of time), Magee (comeback No.1024), the newly speed-aware father to be Job Seeker\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/steven.mcgimpsey\" data-hovercard=\"\/ajax\/hovercard\/user.php?id=223708601&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A15001456012%7D\">Steven McGimpsey<\/a>\u00a0(congrats on one and maybe two of those Stevo), man-flu survivor goalkeeperand last but not least light-weight-racing-ferret Mockey replacement\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/phil.dorian\" data-hovercard=\"\/ajax\/hovercard\/user.php?id=1525890772&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A15001456012%7D\">Phil Dorian<\/a>. Out go heroic crazy-gang cup wins in comes typical league debacle.<\/p>\n<p>Who is to blame for this grim situation? The \u201crevolving door, hands-up who can play\u201d selection policy? Perhaps. The fact that\u2026balls to this!\u2026let\u2019s stick together and point the finger outwards rather than inwards. It\u2019s Garvey, that\u2019s who is to blame! What, with their matching kit, their great hair and makeup, their passing, running, scoring, defending and their insistence on supplying the match ball. A ball, I might add, that North Down failed to cope with in every conceivable way. Stopping it? Forget it. Passing it? Joke. Keeping it out of our net? Pfft! Putting it in theirs? LOL man! L.O.L. We didn\u2019t even get to nick it at the end of the game &#8211; they took it home with them.<\/p>\n<p>A 9-0 pounding with very few redeeming features other than we kept playing unlike this season\u2019s darkest hour up at Annadale. Go back and read the report &#8211; strong stuff not for the weak hearted.<\/p>\n<p>Our only defence was to part like the Red Sea and hope that the diseased Monty in nets would be able to get close enough to infect the intruder and lay him low before he could shoot. Team scientist\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/elgordomagnifico\" data-hovercard=\"\/ajax\/hovercard\/user.php?id=715340312&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A15001456012%7D\">Gordy Brown<\/a>\u00a0pointed out that it takes a bit longer than that for these things to take effect and maybe some sort of tackle would be more effective. But, like a DUP supplied Minister for Health we laugh at science and took no notice. Epic fail.<\/p>\n<p>On a cheery note we\u2019ve only to play them twice more in the next couple of weeks. Ponder that over your GnTs. \u00a0Ho hum.<\/p>\n<p>Report by Stevie Magee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>North Down 2nds 0 \u2013 9 Lisnagarvey 2nds The game? Freshly relegated North Down 2nds vs Lisnagarvey 2nds &#8211; game 2 PME (Post Mockey Era). The weather? Changeable. The performance? Pants. Out go Donnan, Bailie, Wilson, Dalzell and Glover. In come\u00a0Chris Speers(just in the nick of time), Magee (comeback No.1024), the newly speed-aware father to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-match-reports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/northdownhc.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}